1、wheretogo,
2、followingtheairbubbles
3、A:Hey,Bob!Whatdidyoudolastnight?
4、lady:really?wherewhere?
5、"Hesayshewantssomeketchup,"myhusbandsaidcalmly. Awomansittingnearbyleanedoverandasked,"Howintheworlddidyouunderstandhim?"
6、-一天,小明去医院看病,医生看了一下就说,“没关系,你只是得了盲肠炎而已。”小明说,“医生,你确定吗?毕竟我看不到我的盲肠。”。
7、A:Really?That'samazing!You'resuchahard-workingguy.
8、"I'madentist,"myhusbandexplained
9、Ihavenoability
10、Iamafish,
11、Whenawomansays“WHAT?”,it’snotbecauseshedidn'thearyou.She’sjustgivingyouachancetochangewhatyousaid.
12、女的并不会英语,因为男的说她漂亮,所以她谦虚的回答哪里哪里,渴男的以为她是问哪里漂亮,于是只好尴尬的说都漂亮!
13、B:Iwasstudyingformyexam.
14、likeyoudisearingslowly.
15、Iswimandswim,
16、Ihaveawish,
17、Iamafish
18、tolookforyoursoulandyourbody.
19、我们应该用积极的态度去学习英语,体会其中的乐趣和美妙。
20、livinghily.
21、Friendshipmeansunderstanding,notagreement.Itmeansforgiveness,notforgetting.Itmeansthememorieslast,evenifcontactislost.友情是理解,不是妥协;是原谅,不是遗忘。即使不联系,感情依然在。句子来自“知米背单词”,希望您能喜欢。
22、"Drew,"Iscolded,"noonecanunderstandayou'resaying.
23、swimmingintheseaquietly,
24、swimminginthedeepsea,
25、man:well.maybeeverypartofyou!
26、-一天,老师问小明,“小明,你长大想当什么?”,小明说,“我想当科学家。”,老师说,“好,小明,你要好好学习,以后一定能成为科学家的。”小明说,“老师,不是我想当就能当的,我妈妈说了,当科学家要靠天赋的。”。
27、Ihatetwo-facedpeople.It'ssohardtodecidewhichfacetoslapfirst.
28、背英语是一个需要长期坚持的过程,以下是一些有趣的段子,可以帮助你记忆英语:
29、A:Oh,that'sdedication!Butwait,didyouactuallylearnanything?
30、thinkingyouarethere,
31、I'mnotaddictedtoWechat!Youknow,IjustuseitwheneverIhavetime.Lunchtime,breaktime,bedtime,thattime,thistime,anytime,allthetime!
32、学习英语需要坚持,希望这些段子能为你枯燥的学习生活带来一些欢乐。
33、tofindyourvestige.
34、tosearchforyourmessage.
35、当然!以下是一个简单的英语双人对话搞笑段子:
36、Iswimtothesouthsadly,
37、B:Yeah,Iknow.Ievenfellasleepwithmybookopen.
38、Whileeatinginarestaurant,Ireprimandedmyfour-year-oldsonforspeakingwithhismouthfull."MumpumnKmpfhm,"wasallIheard.
39、-有一次,小明问他爸爸,“爸爸,我是不是傻孩子啊?”,爸爸说,“傻孩子,你怎么会是傻孩子呢?”。小明说,“那我是聪明孩子吗?”,爸爸说,“你当然不是啦!”。小明说,“爸爸,你是不是傻子啊?”。
40、tochangeyouandthedeath.
41、"Englishisafunnylanguage;thatexplainswhyweparkourcaronthedrivewayanddriveourcarontheparkway."这句经典段子展现了英语的幽默和诙谐。英语中的一些词语用法和语法规则确实很奇怪,让人感到困惑和不解。但这也是英语魅力所在,它充满了趣味性和趣味性,可以让我们在学习中享受乐趣。
42、man:oh.dear,youlookbeautifultoday!
43、B:Well,Ilearnedthatmypillowisreallycomfortable.